sobota, 31. maj 2014

The Elusive Public Transportation Rider Takes The Subway - Webmaster News

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It’s been years, years, centuries and ages because Mimi has taken the little train that takes the peasants to their work area tasks and I’m shocked she still understands exactly what the subway is. I would’ve guessed that she entirely ignored the train and she believed the white steam increasing from the ground was from an underground smoke equipment that was entirely set up for her to have impromptu glamorous Instagram image shoots in front of. (Note: You truly haven’t gone to NYC until you’ve had an attractive image shoot in front of that nasty, train steam.) Mimi just takes a trip in an Escalade chariot with strawberry-scented Hey there Kitty fur covering the seats. But given that she’s got a cd to sell, Mimi recorded her trip on the 1 train to the Fresh Air Fund Gala in Chelsea last night.



While putting on the dress that your mommy called “too skanky” when you 2 shopped for prom dresses at Windsor Fashions in 1994, Mimi and her entourage got on the 1 train and she sat her Wuzzle ass on a seat that a homeless dude most likely cleaned his butt on hours earlier. Oh, the trials and adversities of a diva attempting to press copies of her cd.



I have no idea if these photos are real. I refuse to believe that Mimi will sit on a seat that isn’t really covered in cashmere and hasn’t been stuffed with swan feathers. Mimi’s on-call Photoshop artist most likely worked up these pictures last night. Mimi attempted to take the train, but as quickly as she came down there and understood that the train didn’t have a bar automobile or a primping car, she snapped her fingers and her minions carried her back up to safe land.



Pictures: Instagram, Splash, Wenn.com



Source: http://dlisted.com/2014/05/30/the-elusive-public-transportation-rider-takes-the-subway/



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