Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Reportedly Honeymoon In Ireland - Webmaster News

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If you can believe it, almost three days after her wedding to Kanye West, Kim Kardashian has yet to personally share photos from the lavish affair. Part of that restraint may be due in part to the fact that the newly married couple is reportedly enjoying their honeymoon in Ireland.

Paris for the rehearsal dinner, Florence for the wedding and Cork for their honeymoon, according to the Irish Independent. Mr. and Mrs. West are said to have arrived on May 26 and are staying at the five star luxury Castlemartyr Resort.

With Kardashian’s mother Kris Jenner taking care of the couple’s 11-month-old daughter North West, they’ll be able to enjoy the hotel’s presidential suite, which the paper has confirmed to be booked along with seven other rooms on the property, meant to ensure complete privacy for the #worldsmosttalkedaboutcouple.

Kardashian and West aren’t scheduled to stay too long, as E! News reports that they will only spend four days in Cork as the newly betrothed pair are scheduled to attend West’s stylist’s wedding in Prague next weekend.

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Kanye West’s Wedding Speech Was About As Kanye-y As You’d Expect - Webmaster News

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This is probably the same face Kanye West makes when he comes downstairs in the morning for breakfast and finds Pimp Mama Kris and Satan finishing the last of the coffee at the kitchen table. It’s sort of reminiscent of Gob Bluth’s “I’ve made a huge mistake” face. But according to Us Weekly, Kanye Kardashian managed to stuff his regret deep into the pit of his stomach long enough to rant out an insane delusion-soaked wedding speech at Saturday night’s Tacky Assholes Convention:

“They feel like it’s okay to put you on the tabloid covers to sell your image, to use you in an SNL spoof,” he said, per the observer. “We don’t negotiate. We’re not like that. We’re not stupid.” A little while later, he added, “The Kardashians are an industry!”

He also spoke about his and Kim’s inner circle, saying, “We are warriors! There is not one person at this table that has not had to defend us at some point or another.” Then, referring to a specific group of guests at the wedding, he added, “At this table…the combination of powers…can make the world a better place.” He called them “the most remarkable people of our time.”

I’m sorry, you’ll have to be more specific: who exactly from guest list of Z-list has-beens and never-wases is he referring to? But I will say that he’s right about one thing: the Kardashians can make the world a better place…by volunteering for Mars One. Ooh, maybe that’s what he meant? “Don’t worry guys, Ricardo and I will watch your stuff while you’re gone!”

And it looks like North West (or as her mother calls her: ‘Sorry, have we met before?’) wasn’t lucky enough to hitch a ride back to LA with The Sock One, because here she is with Grandma Goblin on their way to the airport. I bet every time North throws that “Who the fuck are you???” face, Kris Jenner texts a picture of Prince George snuggling Duchess Kate to Satan with the message: “Hey, can you find out how to train a baby do this?”

Pics: Splash

Source: http://dlisted.com/2014/05/25/kanye-wests-wedding-speech-was-about-as-kanye-y-as-youd-expect/

Let The Divorce Countdown Begin! Kim And Kanye Finally Got Pre-Divorced In Florence Today (UPDATE) - Webmaster News

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In case you couldn’t tell from the floor under your feet being hot as fuck due to Lucifer and his minions lighting celebratory bonfires of glee in Hell, the prized heifer of the Kardashian klan made Kanye Kardashian (née West) her soon-to-be third ex-husband at Forte di Belvedere in Florence, Italy today. The ghosts of the hos who built that fort must be weeping and screaming. They built that fort to protect their city from trash and today, a piece of trash got married in it. How dreadful.

After their whore convention/wedding rehearsal dinner at Versailles last night, Kim, Kanye and all of their guests flew to Florence for the ceremony. The completely crystal clear and Hi-Res picture above is of Kim dribbling out vows she’ll break in a week as Kanye silently wishes he would’ve made her wore a bridal mirrored mask so he could see how hot and sexy he looks in his all-leather, low-cut black groom onesie. (That’s what he wore, right?) E! News (duh) says that Bruce Jenner walked Kim down the aisle, which is weird to me, because why would Kim want someone more naturally beautiful and glamorous than her walking her down the aisle? Khloezilla, Kourtney, Kendull and KYJelly (or whatever her name is) were Kim’s bridesmaids and I’m sure their Instagram pages will soon be covered in the 10,000 selfies they took during the ceremony. Pimp Mama Kris sat in the front row and it took guests a while to figure out that the muffled, slobbery, bawling sounds that lasted through most of the ceremony were from her pimp pussy crying with happiness over how much money she’s gonna get for the wedding pictures. As for North West, who knows where she was during the ceremony. I don’t think even Kim and Kanye knew. They’ll Photoshop her into the pictures later.

E! says that guests included Rachel Roy, Brittny Gastineau, NeNe Leakes, LaLa Anthony, Q-Tip, Chrissy Teigen, John Legend, Blac Chyna and an old wig that Beyonce sent in her place, because she’d rather be anywhere but there.

And now our long international nightmare is FINALLY over! Actually, it’s probably just begun. Cut to PMK’s kackle.

UPDATE: And here’s the first look at Kim’s dress, which was designed by Kanye’s boo Riccardo Tisci. I know, I know this look would’ve looked so much better and more elegant if that veil was made of paper bag material.

A first look at Kim Kardashian’s dress. #KimyeWedding pic.twitter.com/kNJEwSWR7g

— NICO (@IAMFASHlON) May 24, 2014

Here’s some riveting pictures of guests leaving their hotel in Florence to go to that charade of a wedding today.

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Source: http://dlisted.com/2014/05/24/let-the-divorce-countdown-begin-kim-and-kanye-finally-got-pre-divorced-in-florence-today/

Beyonce’s Intern Queefs Out A Kongratulations To And Kim And Kanye - Webmaster News

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After UsWeekly said that Beyonce and Jay-Z didn’t go to Kanye’s wedding, because American royalty doesn’t roll around in basic whore shit, this totally genuine note magically went up on her Instagram page. I see Beyonce’s intern throwing massive amounts of shade by saying “a lifetime of unconditional love” when we all know that Kim and Kuntye’s marriage isn’t going to last as long as the lifespan of your average housefly. If you translated that note into Beyoncenese, it would read: “I don’t give four fucks about your stupid marriage but my PR team made me put up this fake shit.” Woe is the intern who had to log onto Beyonce’s Instagram on a weekend to post this fake mess while she and her vacation braids were getting some sun in the Hamptons.

Source: http://dlisted.com/2014/05/24/beyonces-intern-queefs-out-a-kongratulations-to-and-kim-and-kanye/