The Deaner Got A Tattoo Of Tori Spelling’s Wedding Vows - Webmaster News

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If this picture of The Deaner showing off the greasy goods doesn’t make you crank up the “Sexy and I Know It” and grab a bottle of maple-scented lube, then you need to check your pulse, because you’re probably dead. I had to bust out a Shamwow to wipe away all the steam on my computer screen after viewing this TOO HOT picture of The Deaner and his beer locker. Dear Merriam-Webster, here’s your definition for DILF.

On Tuesday night’s reunion episode of True Tori, The Deaner proudly reminded us of his status as the most dedicated gold digger in the game by revealing that he’s added to his growing collection of Tori Spelling-themed tattoos by getting her wedding vows written on his ribcage. Even though Tori traded in her wedding vows a long time ago in exchange for the Attention Whore’s Creed, The Deaner claims it was important to have a permanent reminder of his commitment to Candy Spelling’s cash Tori:

“I’ve broken these vows. It’s a gesture of a new beginning and I will never break these vows again.”

Of course, Tori thought it was a beautiful gesture, since 3 years ago she got a tattoo of The Deaner’s vows on her ribcage (“Why does it sound like someone’s playing a xylophone?” – everyone in the tattoo shop that day). You know, I believe I have a copy of The Deaner’s vows right here:

“I, The Deaner, take you, Donna Martin, to keep it sleazy from this day forward, whether you know what’s crappenin’ or not, to try my best to hide all the times The Deaner’s peener goes looking for strange (raises hand to get a high-five from the priest), till the check clears on that sweet Spelling pay day do us part.”

Then he pulled out a cock ring, placed it on his own dick, and said “I now pronounce you the fuckin’ man, Deaner! Now who wants to get hammered drunk and hit on the bridesmaids with me?!?”

Source: http://dlisted.com/2014/06/04/the-deaner-got-a-tattoo-of-tori-spellings-wedding-vows/

12 Romantic Mountain Wedding Ideas - Webmaster News

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There are few things in life more breathtaking than a snow covered mountain backdrop, so why not use it to create the perfect setting to say “I Do”? Use elements from nature for your decor like pine cones, antlers and greenery. Your guests will love curling up by the cabin fire while admiring the stunning landscape outside! Your mountain wedding will feel like a little getaway for all involved and be a truly memorable experience! Check out the inspiration below to make your mountain wedding perfect!

Event Design by Bluebird Productions, Photo by Kate Holstein

Photo by Paper Antler

Event Design by Luxe Event Productions, Photo by Hazelwood Photo

Cake by Desserts by Lori, Photo by Meg Van Kampen Studios via Lover.ly

Event Design by Bustle Events, Photo by Pictilio

Event Design by Table 7 Events, Photo by Katie Robinson Photography

Event Design by Going Lovely, Photo by Onelove Photography

Floral Design by Precious and Blooming, Photo by Kate Harrison Photography

Stationery by Zenadia Design

Event Design by Davia Lee Weddings and Events, Photo by Danielle Poff Photography

Floral Design by A Schoolhouse Garden, Photo by Rodeo and Co.

Photo by Chantel Marie Photography via Inspired By This

And for more Mountain Top Wedding inspiration, check out Inspired By This!

Source http://www.huffingtonpost.com/leila-khalil/12-romantic-mountain-wedd_b_5421066.html?utm_hp_ref=style&ir=Style

The Best Dressed Wedding Guest List: How to Shine Without Outshining the Bride - Webmaster News

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Wedding season is here, and with the massive variety of ceremonies today, the age-old conundrum of what to wear has only escalated.

Whether you’re going to a shore thing in Newport, witnessing vows in a botanical garden, or getting down with your bad self ballroom dancing in N.Y.C., I’ve got just the style tips you’ll need for all the weddings on your agenda this summer. While I’m not suggesting you try to outshine the bride, a girl’s got to hold her own. Am I right, or am I right?

Black Tie Wedding:

Oh you fancy huh? A black tie wedding is the perfect time to dial up the glamour. Channel your inner screen-siren and choose a floor-length gown paired with some strut worthy heels.

Rules to Remember: Don’t be afraid to wear color. Dramatic jewelry is welcome, and coiffed hair is a must.

Garden Wedding:

Rustic Chic. Embrace your inner southern belle without abandoning your high fashion roots. A wedged heel will allow you to navigate fields or barnyard dance floors with ease, and a floral dress is thematic without being too literal (a.k.a. corny).

Rules to Remember: If the wedding is during the day, opt for lighter colors and for nighttime choose richer shades. Don’t be afraid to “toughen” up your dainty look with a bold clutch.

Beach Wedding

A Shore Thing. For an easy yet ethereal seaside look, go lux bohemian in a breezy cocktail dress paired with pops of metallic jewels and strappy flats. Top off the outfit with a light summer scarf that can double as a shawl. Finish with a mai-ti hairdo (hello, drybar).

Rules to Remember: When choosing your beach ready look make sure you’re considering the elements (think sand, heat and water).

City Wedding:

In a “New York State of Mind”. The city of lights deserves a daring dress and major accessories. Indulge your inner fashionista with edgy styles and a pair of statement shoes.

Rules to Remember: Go bold or go home.

Follow these rules you’ll be on the best dressed guest list in no time!

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Rob Kartrashian Skips His Sister’s Wedding After Some Family Drama Goes Down - Webmaster News

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You can always count on Pimp Mama Kris to throw in a STUNT QUEEN plot twist at the last-minute.

PMK’s lowest-earning ho Rob Kardashian was in Europe for his sister’s latest great big fake wedding, but he didn’t get to breathe in all the staged happiness and pure tackiness, because he jumped on a plane in Paris last night and flew back to L.A. TMZ says that he was at the airport, crying while trying to get on a flight back home. You know some serious shit had to go down for Rob to skip out on cake. X17 says that Rob dramatically busted out of Europe after he got into a fight with Kim before her rehearsal dinner at Versailles. Kim, being the down-to-earth, understanding and completely humble human being she is supposedly poked at Rob for being fat and not dropping the chunk for her wedding. Some source said:

“Rob said he was sickened by Kim and Kanye’s display of wealth and clothes and beauty and called it ‘superficial bullshit’ but Kim was pissed that Rob hadn’t made an effort to drop any weight over the past few months. Rob basically thinks Kim cares about him only for his appearance and he said he’d ‘make life easier’ for her and just leave.”

Those vain ass whores probably let out a, “PHEW!”, together when Rob left, because they didn’t have to tell him that Givenchy would only make a groomsmen muumuu for him and that it’d be better if he dresses up as a shrub for the wedding pictures. But whatever, Rob has a sock empire to run so he had better things to do in L.A. And I’m sure he’ll catch Kim’s next wedding.

Pics: Splash

Source: http://dlisted.com/2014/05/24/rob-kartrashian-skips-his-sisters-wedding-after-some-family-drama-goes-down/

Kanye West’s Wedding Speech Was About As Kanye-y As You’d Expect - Webmaster News

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This is probably the same face Kanye West makes when he comes downstairs in the morning for breakfast and finds Pimp Mama Kris and Satan finishing the last of the coffee at the kitchen table. It’s sort of reminiscent of Gob Bluth’s “I’ve made a huge mistake” face. But according to Us Weekly, Kanye Kardashian managed to stuff his regret deep into the pit of his stomach long enough to rant out an insane delusion-soaked wedding speech at Saturday night’s Tacky Assholes Convention:

“They feel like it’s okay to put you on the tabloid covers to sell your image, to use you in an SNL spoof,” he said, per the observer. “We don’t negotiate. We’re not like that. We’re not stupid.” A little while later, he added, “The Kardashians are an industry!”

He also spoke about his and Kim’s inner circle, saying, “We are warriors! There is not one person at this table that has not had to defend us at some point or another.” Then, referring to a specific group of guests at the wedding, he added, “At this table…the combination of powers…can make the world a better place.” He called them “the most remarkable people of our time.”

I’m sorry, you’ll have to be more specific: who exactly from guest list of Z-list has-beens and never-wases is he referring to? But I will say that he’s right about one thing: the Kardashians can make the world a better place…by volunteering for Mars One. Ooh, maybe that’s what he meant? “Don’t worry guys, Ricardo and I will watch your stuff while you’re gone!”

And it looks like North West (or as her mother calls her: ‘Sorry, have we met before?’) wasn’t lucky enough to hitch a ride back to LA with The Sock One, because here she is with Grandma Goblin on their way to the airport. I bet every time North throws that “Who the fuck are you???” face, Kris Jenner texts a picture of Prince George snuggling Duchess Kate to Satan with the message: “Hey, can you find out how to train a baby do this?”

Pics: Splash

Source: http://dlisted.com/2014/05/25/kanye-wests-wedding-speech-was-about-as-kanye-y-as-youd-expect/

Kim Kardashian Wedding Photo Booth: See the Pics! - Webmaster News

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by Hilton Hater at May 25, 2014 10:16 am.
Kim Kardashian wedding picture are here!!!
Not wedding picture from the actual event, no. We didn’t feel like paying Kim and Kanye West a few million dollars for the exclusive rights to those images.
But the couple did include a photo booth on site ...

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