Open Post: Hosted By A Knocked Up Katie Price As RainHO Brite - Webmaster News

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Katie Price would rather be spending her time trolling cross dressing boxing rings and male strip clubs for her next husband since the last one did her wrong by passing his peen to her home wrecking slut whore tramp best friend, but she’s gotta put food on the table and keep the Botox closet in her bathroom fully stocked, so she went back to “work” today.

The modern day Isis who gifted the world with earth angel Harvey Price shoved her roasted pumpkin tits into a candy raver hooker dress to bring some slutty Fruit Stripes gum glamour to a photo call for a hair dye removal product called Colour B4 in London today. If you took an old Popples doll, strapped two plastic cantaloupes to its chest and then sprinkled hair from Lady CaCa’s rainbow colored-merkin, a dollop of smegma from Miley Cyrus’ tongue, a drop of Katy Perry’s glittery tit sweat and the essence of Nina Hagen (aka the inside of a glow stick) on top of it while chanting the lyrics to the Rainbow Brite theme song, it will turn into Katie Price.

Katie Price’s ex-husband can chew on it, because this is the kind of crazy he’s missing out on. If he doesn’t want it anymore, that Mint man from Candy Land will definitely hit it.

Pics: Wenn.com

Source: http://dlisted.com/2014/06/04/open-post-hosted-by-a-knocked-up-katie-price-as-rainho-brite/

Princess Charlene Of Monaco Is Knocked Up With An Heir - Webmaster News

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In that photo, I have no idea if Princess Charlene is suffering through the morning pregnant barfs or if she’s thinking of the minute that Prince Albert’s naked, oily, coke sweats-covered bloated body busted nuts all up into her little making parts. Certainly the latter.

Princess Charlene’s ovaries are finally breathing out ten sighs of relief, due to the fact that after of years of being pressed to effectively catch among Prince Albert’s sperm fish, they finally did it. The Royal Household of Monaco announced today that Prison Princess has actually got the future king or queen of Monaco in her womb. Now she’ll for life be bonded to the balding captor she’s undoubtedly earned out by. She’s totally living the fairytale dream! Right here’s the brief statement from the royal palace:

“Prince Albert and Princess Charlene have the immense pleasure to announce they are anticipating a happy occasion. The birth is due at the end of the year.”

I’m unsure I ‘d use the words “immense joy” to explain Princess Charlene bawling into her pink satin pillow in her locked bedchamber, however whatever.

Oh, I’m just being melodramatic as constantly. I make sure Princess Charlene is “happy-ish,” because: a) She utilized a turkey baster considering that Prince Albert was off doing more vital thoughts and by that I indicate doing call girls and; b) Right after she births out the heir to the throne, she plans to medicine a nurse, steal the nurse’s uniform and passport and leave the nation.

Congratulations to the happy-esque couple!

Right here’s Princess Charlene looking definitely delighted as always with Prince Pierced Peen at the Monaco Grand Prix and Gala.

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Source: http://dlisted.com/2014/05/30/princess-charlene-of-monaco-is-knocked-up-with-an-heir/

Little Green Sprout Is Knocked Up With The Jolly Green Giant’s Baby - Webmaster News

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A little wider, Hayden, a little wider, just pull your hands about 10 more inches apart and then that’s what your gnome coochie tunnel is going to look like after a giant baby is pulled out of you.

If you watch Nashville, brace yourselves for a “Who’s the daddy?!” storyline, because UsWeekly says one night during a full moon, deep in the Enchanted Forest, the blonde garden gnome Hayden Pantyairs mated with the Ukrainian boxing giant Wladimir Klitschko and they made a fetus together. A source tells UsWeekly that 24-year-old Hayden isn’t half-assed pregnant, she’s “totally” pregnant with 38-year-old fiancé’s giant baby.

When Hayden and Wladimir fuck, it probably looks like a dormouse deep throating a fully grown zucchini, so I can only imagine how giant that baby is going to be. But really, when a garden gnome and a giant mate, will their baby be giant-sized, gnome-sized or somewhere in between? I guess we’ll know the answer if we see a knocked Hayden freaking out in pain as a giant baby leg hangs out of her twat and a giant baby arm hangs out of her mouth.

Source: http://dlisted.com/2014/05/28/little-green-sprout-is-knocked-up-with-the-jolly-green-giants-baby/