Lea Michele Admits That She’s Been Boozing Since She Was A Toddler - Webmaster News

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Lea Michele, the Peanut M&M to Anne Hathaway’s Plain, confessed to the Queen B of future intense liver failure Chelsea Handler Thursday night that she’s been drinking on the excellent stuff considering that she was in baby diapers. Chelsea Handler, who presently wears baby diapers to prevent making a mess on the couch when she undoubtedly blacks out and pisses herself, must have provided her a “so exactly what?” face.

“I’m Italian, so at the supper table it would resemble Pellegrino, a jug of soft drink and a big thought of wine. Everyone was just consuming wine, like it belonged to what you would have together with your dinner. Maturing, I ‘d be having dinner with my partner and his moms and dads and I ‘d resemble, ‘Where’s the wine? Pass the wine.’ At like 17! And they resemble, ‘This lady’s crazy.’”

But before you begin thinking of a wine-wasted Lea drunkenly crawling onto the supper table and slurring out Rose’s Turn from Gypsy in front of her partner’s parents, she states it wasn’t like that.

“When they make it so you can have it, then you don’t want it. It’s when they resemble, ‘You can not have this,’ children are like, ‘We gotta get that booze.’”

She’s best though; when liquor is locked away in secret, it makes it seem so scrumptious. When I was a kid, there was a giant bottle of delicous-looking potato vodka in the basement that constantly appeared to be calling my name. When I finally got up the courage to sneak it into the crawlspace, I was frightened that it smelled like rubbing alcohol and compost. I didn’t end up drinking any, however not since it smelled gross; there were too lots of Barbie dolls in the crawlspace evaluating me with their disapproving eyes.

And I believe it was perhaps a great concept for Lea’s moms and dads to treat liquor as not being a huge deal. I suggest, a sober Lea Michele is next-level annoying as it is, so I do not really want to imagine what we ‘d get after she sneak-slammed a quart of the hard spunk.

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Source: http://dlisted.com/2014/05/30/lea-michele-admits-that-shes-been-boozing-since-she-was-a-toddler/

Shitty Entitled Toddler Actually Did Something Non-Shitty By Donating $545,000 To Charity - Webmaster News

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It took every ounce of my willpower not to write that as: SHITTY SHITHEAD ASSHOLE GAVE AWAY THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN A PATHETIC ATTEMPT TO APPEAR 0.000000001% LESS SHITTY THAN WE KNOW HE IS, and I’ll be honest, I actually wrote and deleted it 4 times before my brain up and left, hissing ”You traitor” as it slammed the door. So take comfort knowing that delivering the news of Justin Bieber doing something halfway decent hurts me as much as it hurts you to read it.

On Thursday evening, Talky Tina’s spoiled asshole Canadian cousin Justin Bieber attended the amfAR gala fundraiser in France (“Sorry for dumping all our trash on you this week” - North America) and TMZ says he shocked everyone in attendance by going the whole evening without needing a change of Pull-Ups. NO! It was because some rich guy made a $545,000 donation to AIDS research and Justin Bieber matched it. He was then asked if he was sure he wanted to pledge such a large amount (“Wouldn’t you rather spend that money on baseball cards and Airheads, little boy?”) and Justin confirmed that, yes, he wanted to donate more than half a million dollars to AIDS research.

Every last fibre of my being wants to find out why exactly he’s done something so kind, but all I can come up with is that his PR team is sick of waking up with pink eye every morning from constantly being eyeball-deep in shit, and it was either donate a fuckload of money or go vonulteer at Habitat for Humanity. And since Justin isn’t big enough yet to use power tools or read the numbers on a tape measurer, writing a cheque was the easiest, most toddler-safe way to go.

Source: http://dlisted.com/2014/05/25/shitty-entitled-toddler-actually-did-something-non-shitty-by-donating-545000-to-charity/