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torek, 3. junij 2014

Shay-Lean Woodley Would Appreciate It If You Stopped Comparing Her To Jennifer Lawrence - Webmaster News

New Post has been published on http://www.outils-webmaster.eu/shay-lean-woodley-would-appreciate-it-if-you-stopped-comparing-her-to-jennifer-lawrence/

Whenever Shay-Lean Woodley’s name comes up in conversation (and believe me, it is not often) and someone asks “Who???” I usually tell them to picture Jennifer Lawrence with an at-home haircut and a pair of toe shoes trading a pouch of healing stones for a bundle of fresh kale at a vegan co-op. However, Shay-Lean explains to New York Magazine that she’s getting tired of the comparisons by telling the story of a Tonight Show interview with Jimmy Fallon that was cut short after she got booed by the audience for throwing shade at America’s Girlfriend:



Fallon, who can border on golly-gee cheerleading during his interviews, said, “How do you feel about being compared to Jennifer Lawrence?” Woodley paused. “Well, comparisons always lead to despair.” There was sudden silence, and then the audience, which was shocked and angry, began to boo. Fallon said something like “Whoa,” and Woodley held her ground. “As women, we are constantly told that we need to compare ourselves to a girl in school, to our co-­workers, to the images in a magazine,” she told me later.





“I admire Jennifer Lawrence, but she’s everyone’s favorite person to compare me to. Is it because we both have short hair and a vagina? I see us as separate individuals.”





This bitch has clearly never worked in an office, where every other day someone will tell you you remind them of their cousin or their neighbour or their favorite barista at Starbucks, and you want to hiss “Bitch, like I give a fuck about your cousin??” because honestly, you don’t care, but instead you smile and make that hackey “I hope that’s not a bad thing!” joke and walk away. Shay-Lean needs to realize the comparison to J-Law is a compliment and she should take it. Hell, the fact that Shay-Lean is being compared to anything other than a bundle of patchouli-scented dried sage should be reason for her to celebrate.



Source: http://dlisted.com/2014/06/02/shay-lean-woodley-would-appreciate-it-if-you-stopped-comparing-her-to-jennifer-lawrence/





ponedeljek, 2. junij 2014

Open Post: Hosted By The Reunion Of Shay-Lean Woodley And Her Beloved Toe Shoes - Webmaster News

New Post has been published on http://www.outils-webmaster.eu/open-post-hosted-by-the-reunion-of-shay-lean-woodley-and-her-beloved-toe-shoes/



Cue the Peaches & Herb! Shay-Lean Woodley has been reunited with her hideous rubber hoof covers and it feeeeels so goooooood. Now that Shay-Lean is finished her STFU-filled promotional duties as ambassador for that Hunger Games knock-off she was in (Divergent? Detergent? Something like that) she can finally kick off her fancy esspensive high heels and slip on a pair of toe-stranglers. It’s time to wrap your toes in the warm, sweaty embrace of vulcanized rubber, Shay-Lean; you deserve it.



The New Agey bundle of dried white sage with the Waffle House name couldn’t have been reunited with her best friends at a better time, because Shay-Lean needs somebody to Shay-Lean on. During a press conference for the film Clouds of Sils Maria in Cannes, Chloë Grace Moretz and her bitchy little umlaut maybe sorta threw some shade at Shay-Lean when she described the expectations of a celebrity:





“You have to be the most realistic person, the one that makes your own toothpaste — that’s what it is now.”





She then went on to say she enjoyed the scenes in Clouds of Sils Maria that make fun of the “bad acting” of today’s popular “blockbuster post-apocalyptic we-all-live-in-space movies“. And then she slammed her locker and told the rest of the 6th grade girls: “Like, really, a teenage cancer movie? Who are you, Mandy Moore?” 



Whatever. Chloë is clearly jealous she doesn’t have a group of friends as tight as Shay-Lean and her toe shoes (no, literally, the toe area of those shoes are super tight). Here’s more of Shay-Lean in New York wearing those hideous shoes. On a positive note, she’s actually wearing shoes.



Pics: Splash



Source: http://dlisted.com/2014/05/31/open-post-hosted-by-the-reunion-of-shay-lean-woodley-and-her-beloved-toe-shoes/